Fair Employment In Northern Ireland
As many of you know, I’m in the process of looking for a new job. I’m currently breaking out in blotches at the sight of application forms and trying to ‘tweak’ my history to fit the job I’m applying for.
Anyway, I’ve been filling out another application form this evening, and the Equal Opportunities/Fair Employment declaration has me cornered from all sides. Basically I’ve got to get off the damn fence and identify myself as a Protestant or a Catholic.
First off, I’ve got to choose from five different shades of white. Of the two that are applicable, I’m either Irish White or British White. Right, I can understand racial profiling to a degree, but isn’t that splitting hairs a bit too much?
So, on the basis of technically being a UK resident, I choose British White. But it doesn’t feel right. Nor does Irish White for that matter. They’re both…well, they’re both a bit foreign….
Anyway, on to the old question of religion. Am I a Prod or a Taig? Neither, I answer with confidence, having shrugged off the God factor a long time ago.
But wait! What’s this extra question? They want to know what primary school I went to? For God’s sake leave me alone! I just want to be an ordinary white (Northern Irish White, thank you) athiest bloke. Why do they want to bring my primary school into it?
So, even though I’ve tried my best to be good ol’ neutral me, this form is insisting I take a side. I don’t want to take a damn side, I’ve avoided it all my life so far! Well, Saint Patrick’s Primary School might be a bit of a give away, but what choice do I have?
Anyone else think Irish White/British White is a step too far in the campaign for equality of employment?
beano 3:11 am on October 21, 2006 Permalink
Completely agree Levee. Complete load of tripe. If White/British and White/Irish don’t feel right, tick other, it’ll only serve the bastards right.
Is it against the law not to answer a fair employment question like the one about your primary school?
Sandra 6:41 pm on October 21, 2006 Permalink
St Patrick’s? Do we know each other?
Mr. Levee 8:55 pm on October 22, 2006 Permalink
Sandra: In Ballycastle? Do you know anyone who went there?
Beano: Not sure. Not answering puts you in the league of ‘difficult’ employees, doesn’t it?
Sandra 2:38 am on October 23, 2006 Permalink
Ah, no, the Waterfoot one. So near and yet so far. *grin*
mark 3:01 am on October 24, 2006 Permalink
They have a book with every Primary school listed (the Equality folks not employers) and a definition of it’s perceived religion. If you don’t give a defining answer to the religion question they assign one based on your school. I’m an atheist like you and refuse to be tarred by anyone especially as my strange house church (freaky evangelists) parents sent me to a catholic school in the hope I’d be a missionary to the heathens or some such nonsense.
I write on the monitoring form in large letters – This is none of your business and I refuse to provide the information requested. I have had 5 jobs in my life and have only applied for 6. No one ever challenged my refusal to fill in the form.
Just ignore the pigeonholers.
beano 8:56 am on October 24, 2006 Permalink
Levee: If it’s on an equality form, isn’t it supposedly anonymous anyway?
Laura 10:18 am on October 24, 2006 Permalink
My employer goes a step further and issues everyone with a letter telling them how their religion has been ‘determined’. On principle I don’t provide details
of my non-existent religion, and my primary school was co-ed integrated.
Imagine my surprise when I was told that I was ‘a Roman Catholic’! Apparently
this was on the basis of a modest qualification in Irish.
I didn’t bother correcting them. What’s the bloody point?
Mr. Levee 4:56 pm on October 24, 2006 Permalink
Beano: Good point, but one of the applications I completed recently had to be emailed in in its entirety. Even if it was to a seperate ‘monitoring’ address, my email address is a dead giveaway.
Laura: Nice to get a letter dictating your religion every now and then, isn’t it? And on the basis of speaking a bit of Irish too! Sure no Protestants can speak Irish so by process of elimination you must be a nun!
El Matador 6:01 pm on October 29, 2006 Permalink
Bit of a nuisance having to fill it in, and perhaps some of the pigeon-holing is a bit contrived, but
a) isn’t it to ensure that companies have a good reflective make-up of employees in their workplaces, and to identify if certain sectors of society are under-represented, and
b)the list obviously isn’t going to be exhaustive, so at times some people may feel their answers aren’t wholyy representative of their personal position.
Overall, filling out this form is really a form of social duty- it’s to help ensure that jobs are made available to the widest possible pool of suitably qualified people, thus ensuring as far as is possible that the best person is hired and that suitably qualified people are not missing out on at least applying.
As far as selecting a candidate is concerned- no, they don’t look at this form. It is merely used to give an overall picture of who is applying for jobs at the workplace in question, and personal views should be pushed aside as your info merely becomes a general statistic in the overall monitoring programme.
aileen 1:18 am on November 2, 2006 Permalink
“isn’t it to ensure that companies have a good reflective make-up of employees ”
If they use it to “ensure” then apart from the PSNI, that is actually illegal. They should be used to see the degree to which the the owrk force relects society as a whole and where they need to put effort in the future.
I get stroppy about filling in this sort of thing on ny form. I am told that a lot (whatever that actually means) of NI people put Shi ite Muslim on their census form for religion. I think I might be tempted to put “shopping”
Parnell 11:34 pm on November 3, 2006 Permalink
Just turn up for the interview. If the interviewer is as good as the rest of us he/she/they, if they are from the North, can tell one from the other anyway. But just to confuse them into thinking you realy are some studious academic, bring the “Newsletter” and the “Irish News” with you. lol
Parnell 11:38 pm on November 3, 2006 Permalink
P.S. Maybe its cause youse Black.
beano 5:18 pm on November 27, 2006 Permalink
Social duty? Don’t make me scoff. As far as I’m concerned the best way to ensure you don’t get discriminated against on the grounds of your religion or “ethnicity” is not to tell them in the first place (where this is feasible obviously).