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	<title>Skewster &#187; Iris Robinson</title>
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		<title>The Kirk McCambley Appreciation Society</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Worthy of mention is the growing &#8216;apreciation society&#8217; on Facebook for Iris Robinson&#8217;s former toyboy Kirk McCambley. The 21 year-old, a Roman Catholic cafe owner, was named as the young lover of Mrs Robinson during a BBC documentary , which went on to make a series of allegations about her financial dealings. Within hours of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Worthy of mention is the growing &#8216;apreciation society&#8217; on Facebook for Iris Robinson&#8217;s former toyboy Kirk McCambley.</p>
<blockquote><p>The 21 year-old, a Roman Catholic cafe owner, was named as the young lover of    Mrs Robinson during a BBC documentary , which went on to make a series of    allegations about her financial dealings.</p>
<p>Within hours of the documentary airing on the BBC, almost 2,000 people had    joined a group, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?v=wall&amp;gid=415667265334"><strong>the    Kirk McCambley Appreciation Society</strong></a> , on the social networking site.</p></blockquote>
<p>via <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/northernireland/6949057/Iris-Robinsons-young-lover-Kirk-McCambley-attracts-hundreds-of-Facebook-fans.html">The Telegraph</a></p>
<p>More people gobsmacked that McCambley is apparently a Roman Catholic. A <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">love</span> lust that transcended age, the sanctity of marriage <em>and</em> the ginormous Northern Irish religious divide. Some wag quipped: she was reaching out to the Catholic community&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Laughing at Iris Robinson</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to break with a very long retirement to laugh out loud at Iris Robinson. Actually, I&#8217;m not really laughing out loud at her, it&#8217;s a pretty horrible situation to be stuck in the middle of&#8230; The silly old girl went and had an &#8216;innappropriate relationship&#8216; with a much younger man (read: ~40 years [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to break with a very long retirement to laugh out loud at Iris Robinson. Actually, I&#8217;m not really laughing out loud at her, it&#8217;s a pretty horrible situation to be stuck in the middle of&#8230; The silly old girl went and had an &#8216;<a href="http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/dup-wakes-up-to-a-new-reality-after-iris-robinson-revelations-14627549.html">innappropriate relationship</a>&#8216; with a much younger man (read: ~40 years her junior), and cleverly managed to wrap up a whole lot of financial irregularity into the whole affair. More on the whole sordid scandal at <a href="http://www.sluggerotoole.com/">Slugger O&#8217;Toole</a>.</p>
<p>In the first instance &#8211; congratulations to Iris on having a rather sexually liberating affair, after living what must have been an awful sham of a repressed <a href="http://thoughcowardsflinch.com/2010/01/06/let-the-iris-robinson-who-is-perfect/">conservative Christian lifestyle</a>. Sometimes a woman just needs to loosen up a little. And bravo on the efficiency of hitting the &#8216;sex scandal&#8217; and &#8216;financial scandal&#8217; targets with just one stone. That&#8217;s the kind of councillor you want in your area &#8211; someone who can pull strings and get our young folk set up in business. Even if it is <em>just</em> young folk we happen to be straddling <img src='http://skewster.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> If you&#8217;re not familiar with Iris Robinson, she&#8217;s the wife of Northern Ireland&#8217;s First Minister, Peter Robinson. Together, they form the ultimate Unionist power couple. Or <em>did</em>. They espoused a conservative Christian/hardline Unionist outlook that certain cliched corners of Northern Irish culture love (partly because they have no imagination, partly because most of &#8216;em are over 60). Until recently, she was most famous for telling the world that &#8220;gays are an abomination&#8221; and recommending a psychiatrist who&#8221;d talk them out of their filthy ways.</p>
<div id="attachment_496" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 336px"><a href="http://skewster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/peter-robinson-gun.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-496 " title="Peter Robinson posing with gun" src="http://skewster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/peter-robinson-gun.jpg" alt="" width="326" height="222" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Wait &#39;til I get my hands on that b*****d...</p></div>
<p>Part of me feels a little sorry for her. She <em>did</em> try to kill herself. Her husband <em>did</em> just go on out to work as usual that day.</p>
<p>But then part of me thinks &#8211; why not? Let&#8217;s not try and wrap this up in outdated Christian blech about forgiveness and human frailty. This is a woman who publicly denounced gays as abominations. I don&#8217;t even wnat to know what her position on evolution is, or whether she&#8217;s a <a href="http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/07/31/do-you-really-believe-the-bible-is-true/">fully subscribed fan of Leviticus</a>.</p>
<p>Or maybe the mental illness made her come out and make her anti-homosexual proclaimation? Maybe we should just ignore everything she&#8217;s ever said publically?</p>
<p>For me, this should be the final nail in the coffin of the DUP and those stupid, traditionalist Unionist movements. They&#8217;re <a href="http://eastbelfastdiary.blogspot.com/2010/01/its-always-sex-or-money-except-when-its.html">corrupt to the core</a>. This just proves it. How many scandals has Ian &#8220;walking liability&#8221; Paisley Jr been involved in? What about Sammy Wilson? Now Iris and Peter are up to their immaculately exfoliated necks in shit. It&#8217;s either endearingly human of them to err in this way, or it&#8217;s out-and-out corrupt. You decide.</p>
<p>The <em>only</em> thing to worry about is what effect <a href="http://splinteredsunrise.wordpress.com/2010/01/08/jesus-loves-you-more-than-you-will-know/">destroying Peter Robinson&#8217;s political career</a> will have on Northern Ireland. For all the Assembly&#8217;s ineffectiveness, handing it over to someone else within the DUP or the dusty old Ulster Unionists might be as big a mistake as sticking with Peter.</p>
<p>But at the end of the day, this is what you get when you elect a bunch of dusty, bible-bashing pricks into government: they feel they can lecture you ad-nauseum without having to adhere to their own chosen rule book. And don&#8217;t give me a lot of faff about forgiveness when your &#8216;party&#8217; is a pseudo-religious movement well-known for holding everybody else&#8217;s sins to account.</p>
<p>This is why I&#8217;ve always had a problem with the established political order in Northern Ireland &#8211; they think they can get away with murder.</p>
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